From the bartender’s corner – Blueberry Rainforest
Not exactly the best drink for a rainy day like today – more of a sunny day drink but I had to use the blueberries before they went bad on me π
Blueberry vodka, mango pulp, agave nectar, lemon juice and then garnished with blueberries. If I had a lemon, I would have added that as an additional garnishing.
Funny Bone: Short conversation
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Did you hear about the guy chanting “I am God” and trying to ram a Maryland TV station?
This was always a pious Christian’s worst nightmare scenario. One day, God was bound to see Alec Baldwin in those cycling shorts biking the wrong way on New York streets and say to Himself “This is it. I cannot take this anymore. I have to atone for their sins. Let me pack my gun and bring out my dump truck. I am going to destroy the world. But I will start small. You know a TV station first. Yeah! I know, I will start with the Baltimore TV station first and then work my way up”
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/13/baltimore-barricade-truck-rams/9038873/
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This is when you know America has a food problem. Just found out that May is the National Burger Month!
Really? We celebrate all mothers for one day. We celebrate all our fallen soldiers for one day. And for burgers, we keep the whole month? That too one that has not 28, not 30 but the max of 31 days?
God help us. And the cows π
FIL-MIL Mehfil (Bengali alert)
Getting my mother in law introduced to touchscreen is an awesome experience. A few days back, one of our friends had downloaded the YuppTV app on an iPad at our home and shown them how to watch streaming Bengali channels on it.
The whole concept of touching a sophisticated machinery like iPad is proving to be very scary to my MIL. This evening I came home and was a little surprised that she was not watching TV shows on iPad (she does that for endless hours).
“ki holo? Aaj TV dekchhen na?” (What happened? Not watching tv tonight?).
She was really scared and upset when she said “ami bodh hoy ota noshto korey felechhi” (I thinking I messed up the iPad)
“Maaney?”, I asked. (What is that supposed to mean?)
“Amar hath thekey ektu sorey gechhilo. Screen to puro bhenge bnekey gelo”. She thought when the iPad screen turned around (I assume she had tilted it), the physical screen came unhinged and got twisted!!!! π
Half an hour later, I was again in the living room. This time saw her poring into the iPad but I could see that she was on the main screen. I asked her what happened. Why was she not watching something?
“Norchhe”, she said. (Things are moving)
I was like what do you mean “Norchhe”? Upon investigation found out that all the app icons were jiggling!! I assume she kept her finger on the YuppTV app for too long.
Anyways, I laughed out and told her next time to ask anyone of us to help her.
And I noticed that she had a lot of apps open. Obviously, she had tried a few more things before she got them to jiggle π I asked her to hang on and started to kill the apps one after the other. She watched me as I flicked the apps off the screen and then got her show started.
She helplessly looked at me and said “Thheley diley sorey jachhe e abar ki re baba” π (It moves when you push it, what kind of a thing is this?)
I am having second thoughts of gifting them an iPad before they leave for India!!
From the bartender’s corner – Vodka Tonic Orange
From the bartender’s corner – Gold Rush
Nice foggy cool morning run
From the bartender’s corner – Window Pane
This is a decidedly rainy day drink. The whiskey gives the strength and the blood orange smooths it out…
Scotch whiskey, blood orange liqueur, simple syrup, lemon juice and mint leaves. Garnished with a slice of orange wheel doubled and a sprig of mint.
Usually served in a old fashioned double glass.
Had to throw away twice before I got the right mix of the edge of the whiskey and the softening of taste by other ingredients…





