… When as you step into the plane with her, instead of saying “I call the Window”, she goes “I call the Wifi”!! 🙂

(We have only one inflight wifi connection account)

All those excuse codes of “Oh! I did not hear you” that I conveniently gave Sharmila every time I forgot to do something she had asked me to is coming back to haunt me.

She must have reported me to the authorities. The authorities are taking action!!!

Florida and counting issues? I would have never guessed it!!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/29/us/miss-florida-controversy/index.html

Bought a new boomerang.
How do I throw out the old one now?

Dear automatic flush in the middle stall in the Skyclub in Terminal A at Atlanta Hartsfield Airport,

I absolutely admire all the enthusiasm.
But I was not done yet.

Signed,
RR
June 28, 2014

A few days back, New York Daily News reported two frogs entering into holy matrimony in India. See the following link for more details. It even has a picture of the two frogs purportedly kissing. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/indian-village-performs-wedding-ceremony-frogs-break-drought-article-1.1095903

At the end of the ceremony, the obviously furious she-frog bitterly complained of getting duped. She was promised, she alleged, that the bull frog would turn into Prince Charming at the first kiss. When asked what was she going to do about it, she replied nonchalantly “Ah! He is going to croak some day” 🙂

Found on the internet. The poem is called “Dig”

I dig

You dig

He digs

She digs

They dig

We all dig.

This poem is not very good, but it is deep 🙂

So, here I was stuck in Atlanta airport with a much delayed puddle jumper. It was too early to call up people and I was getting bored. And then got this really really funny cartoon from Chris. As a context, see the other picture of text messages where we started by punning on “dog”.

Before I forget, Chris himself is a very very funny guy. We have worked together for years but are more friends than colleagues. One of my most common ribs on Chris was “you are too cynical, Chris”. And his memorable response was “just because I am cynical does not mean I am not right” 🙂 Game, set and match to Chris!!