14 February 2016

Nikispeak: Nasty Look

Came home after the run and sat down for breakfast next to Nikita who was finishing up. Since she is the queen of procrastination, I tried to get her a jump start on her weekend work…

Me: How much homework do you have this weekend?
She: A lot
Me: Have you made a schedule?
She: No
Me: Why are you sitting here? Should you not get started on your work?
She: I don’t feel like it
Me: (sarcastically) Well, at least schedule in one hour tomorrow evening for crying since you will have unfinished homework.
She: (even more sarcastically) I would give you a nasty look right now but you already have one!

I went back to my breakfast, having been squarely beaten in my game of sarcasm!!

2 February 2016

Stuck in a recurring loop!

My car had an indicator on that said it needed maintenance. Dropped it at the dealer for the regular service. Dealer was nice enough to offer me a loaner car so that I would not have to wait there. Got into the car to drive off to office. What do you think the dealer’s car did as a first thing? Started beeping at me that it needed maintenance!!

Oh! The irony!!

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24 January 2016

Now what?

Apparently, Donald Trump said today that he can shoot somebody in the middle of the street and he would still win the elections. (See http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/23/politics/donald-trump-shoot-somebody-support/index.html).

I am in. Shall we start with Sarah Palin?

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