This happened on Christmas Day a couple of years back. It is still very funny!!
Excerpt from 2015 Dec 25th blog entry:
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Awww!! It broke her heart to learn that Santa Claus is not real š
I am not talking about my daughters. I am not talking of any of my nieces either. This is my seventy year old mom in India. During our early morning ritual – a phone call – today, she started arguing with me about Santa Claus. Much as I tried to explain to her that he is an imaginary character that parents tell their kids to deflect who got all the gifts, she steadfastly stood her ground that I had no idea what I was talking about. She felt I was getting confused because I forgot his real name – Nicholas!
āAmi bortoman-e porechhi onar asol naam Nikolasā. Apparently, a local Bengali newspaper is a lot more reliable source of information than her son of fifty summers. Not to mention half the stuff those local newspapers publish clearly have been picked from books found in the local library section visibly marked āFictionā.
What absolutely took the cake – I mean literally – is when I had to tell her that cakes are not that big a thing during Christmas here. As an aside, anybody who has grown up around the parts of the country I did in India, exchanging Christmas cards and eating cake were the big highlights of any Christmas day. I come from a state where 30% of the population are Muslims and most of the rest Hindus. I grew up in a Christian school till tenth grade. Unlike the deep division in thoughts that I get exposed to today along the religious lines, life then, was all about celebrating all the religious festivals – regardless of which religion. Visiting the festively lit up parts of the neighborhood where Christians lived, buying Christmas cards and sending them to everybody and eating a whole lot of Christmas cakes was what Christmas always meant to us. Sometimes we would visit the well decorated local churches too.
But eating cake was a must. Against that backdrop, you can imagine the jaw dropping revelation that my mom was trying to process when I told her that cake is not that big a deal here. That was sacrilege to her. She finally but slowly gave her verdict which was basically suggesting that Christmas is really a British thing. Americans have not learnt about authentic Christmas yet š
But for the mute button on the phone, I could have been in big trouble today. š
She did agree on one thing before we parted – āOi debdarur moto gachhta – ki jeno?ā (referring to an indigenous coniferous looking tree). āChristmas treeā, I replied.
āYes, Yes, Christmas tree⦠Christmas tree⦠I forgotā, she mused.
Score one for her fifty year old son!!! Take that āBortomanā
Existential question
As difficult as it might be to believe that I went to a party and stayed till midnight, it pales in comparison to the following jaw dropping realization I had on my drive back… Not a single selfie was taken during the whole party!!!
The well-conversed in Bengali parties in Atlanta area surely will sympathize with my confusion around an essential existential question …
If, during a party, not a single selfie was taken and posted in Facebook, did the party really happen?
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Nikispeak!!
We had just finished dinner and were wrapping things up around the kitchen when Sharmila, who had a flashback of a moment from her art show today, said: āSomething very funny happened today…ā
Interrupting her almost instantaneously, Nikita asked āWhat? Did you look in a mirror?ā
I am not terribly sure what happened next – since I hightailed it from the kitchen area immediately so that nobody could hear me laughing my head off š
I just donāt get these two-legged animals…
I can get them to light the fireplace for me so I can cuddle up and sleep. I can get them to follow me wherever I go. I can even get them to clean up my poop after me.
And I hear they are worried about Artificial Intelligence??
How about some Natural Intelligence like me?
[PS. Note added by the thoughtful dogās so-called master – the proper sentence would have been āNatural Intelligence like mineā and not ālike meā, but then no dog – with all their natural intelligence and all – has ever been known to construct grammatically correct sentences]

I have been warned!!
You know why the Japanese are so efficient?
Absolutely one of my most favorite couples….
Am I the only one to think about it this way?
I have always wondered why put up signs that say āMaximum fine….ā. If you are trying to deter somebody from doing something, putting up a sign that says āMinimum fine….ā makes more sense, right? It is like – Well, buddy, this is the minimum you will be hit with. Who knows what the actual amount will be? So, take your own risks…
With a āMaximum fine…ā, it almost sounds like Well, this is the maximum you will be hit with. In reality it will be lower than that, but we assure you no more than that. So, see if you can afford the max value and then feel free to do what you want…
Does not seem to serve the purpose as effectively. What do you think? That said, I assure you I did not park at this spot š



