After Trump won the Presidential Election
The Top Five likely events to occur the day after Trump wins the Presidential Elections. Please feel free to add your own π
1. Trump tries to pacify Melania who is throwing a hissy fit over having to move to a smaller house π
2. The military scrambling to repaint the plane to name it “Hair Force One” π
3. To fulfill the manifesto promise to shut down the Department of Education, Department of Commerce and another one that he cannot remember either, Trump converts them to Trump casinos π
4. Department of Justice starts drawing up a plan to deport each and every illegal immigrant. Juan by Juan. π
5. In order to hear his acceptance speech that morning, the nation that just elected Trump as President, mistakenly tuned to the TV show “Orange is the new Black”. π
[and remembering one famous line from Jon Stewart… the official handover from Obama to Trump was televised by MSNBC under the headlines “When Barry met Silly” π ]




