16 December 2012

More conundrum

“Severe obesity skyrockets” (USA Today).
“3 AA Flights make mid-flight emergency landings” Β (CNN Today)
Anybody else see the connection? We are overworking those poor workhorses πŸ˜‰

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16 December 2012

Humor inflight!

Getting out of Dallas, that was the most hilarious announcement made by a flight attendant to shut down our phones. He named every single type of device, puns on those names, telecom carriers, operating systems, TV brands that I know of and asked us to shut them down. Unless the device kept us alive – which he insisted that we have to prove by shutting it down once πŸ™‚ And then he capped it off by exhorting the pilot “Ok, Captain, let’s go-go-go” πŸ˜‰ Every single passenger was in fits of laughter.

Now here is the twist. I am NOT on Southwest this morning. I am on Delta!!

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16 December 2012

Newton’s law

Seahawk’s Sherman on NFL TV (continuing to diss Patriots’ Brady): “It’s just one of those things where Newton’s third law of motion applies. It’s one of those things where every action has an equal or greater reaction”.
Ummm… I am quite sure that is NOT what Newton said :-).

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16 December 2012

Daylight savings

So, she gets to buy watches matching all her dress colors and I get to reset all their times? And why do I always cut my nails the evening before I have to deal with these watches? πŸ™‚ I am so going to set all of them to random times πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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16 December 2012

Elections and my dad.

My dad called me up from India wanting to know “which way is the wind blowing in counting”. I am like, how do I know? I am in a hotel and I will wake up tomorrow and find out the results. It is not like staying glued to the TV will affect any result. He was very understanding. He said “so, after you wake up, you will call me first thing and tell me the result, right?”. Okay, then!!Β β€” atΒ Sheraton Charleston Airport Hotel.

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