That was what the temperature of Minneapolis was, with wind chill, when I got out of the hotel.

At what point does Minnesota revert its State moniker to “Land of errr… five lakes?”. Because I can promise you that the other 9,995 are frozen solid and harder than any land right now.

Brrrr…

I am pretty sure the guy does not use his helmet while riding his scooter. Full points for improvisation though!

Will be best understood by my non-English-speaking friends from Asia…

My car had an indicator on that said it needed maintenance. Dropped it at the dealer for the regular service. Dealer was nice enough to offer me a loaner car so that I would not have to wait there. Got into the car to drive off to office. What do you think the dealer’s car did as a first thing? Started beeping at me that it needed maintenance!!

Oh! The irony!!

Apparently, Xerox is going to be split into two different companies. (See http://www.wsj.com/articles/xerox-plans-to-split-in-two-1454015527 ).

Methinks they will just carve out one company.

The other one will be a copy. 🙂

Apparently, Donald Trump said today that he can shoot somebody in the middle of the street and he would still win the elections. (See http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/23/politics/donald-trump-shoot-somebody-support/index.html).

I am in. Shall we start with Sarah Palin?

🙂

And it is December the 26th, for crying out loud!!

Even the rudely awakened snakes are coming out, yawning at each other and going “My Fitbit says I had a very disturbed sleep” 🙂

Kids in the areas adjoining the airport unfortunately will not receive their gifts tonite…