23 December 2014

I don’t get no respect!!

I am going to be doubling up as mom too for a week and a half as Sharmila hikes it up to India for a few days. The girls have absolutely zero confidence in my ability to manage the house when she is gone. Nikita got all the instructions from Sharmila and then for my benefit wrote them up all over the fridge. Not to take any chances, she made is very big font and applied as many colors as she could lay her hands on 🙂

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30 November 2014

Nikispeak – or rather Nikiscript

All these years, Tasha would remember to make or buy a gift for her mom for her birthday. Niki, invariably, would implore her at the last minute to add her name to the gift so it would show that both the sisters gave the gift. Tasha never had any problem with it.

This year, roles were reversed. Niki got a gift and Tasha asked her name to be added. Niki agreed but not without making it amply clear who got the gift… Read the last line… “Piggy Backer”!!!!

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21 October 2014

Nikispeak – Zing!!

Last night, since I was not traveling, I went up to Niki’s bed when she was ready to retire to talk to her for a few minutes (and tickle her ears – even as a kid, that was the surest way to get her to sleep) before she went off to her deep slumber. In a misdirected attempt, I started with a really cheesy joke. (All my jokes are that way – which partially explains my cholesterol issue 🙂 ). Since she completely ignored me, I continued with that “Did you get it? Did you get it?” thing. Which, I have been reassured by all and sundry to be more irritating than the joke itself.

She opened her eyes and sternly replied “Getting it was not the problem, father!”

ZING!!!