Florida’s new state motto is “Give me indecision. Or give me something else” 🙂

I noticed this while filling up my car at a nearby Shell gas station. I swear I was one Sharpie away from scribbling “No, I am not. YOU are. Ask BP if you do not believe me” 🙂

“Israel’s Iron Dome defense is intercepting 90% of Hamas’ missiles. Usually to see that many interceptions you have to watch Tony Romo play.” –Jay Leno

I feel fear of ghosts is all non-seance. 🙂 — at Starbucks Bethany Bend.

I may not be a colorful character. But look at my running shoes!!!

Coming out of NYSE after investor meetings, this is the first vehicle that passed me. “Divorce parties”????? (Sorry for the quality of picture – had to quickly snap it as it moved away)

“President Obama and Mitt Romney had lunch the other day at the White House. Romney offered to pay. But Obama said, ‘No, no, it’s on our grandchildren.'” –Jay Leno

At one time, the church considered Galileo’s theory of the earth moving around the sun as blasphemy. Today, the pope sent a Twitter message! Somewhere God must be texting “LOL” 🙂

“The Pentagon is preparing for massive budget cuts in the event that the country does go over the fiscal cliff. You can tell the Pentagon is scaling back because today it became the ‘Triangle.'” –Jimmy Fallon