I move that Alpharetta be renamed Gandhinagar or something 🙂 All in agreement say “zaroor zaroor” 🙂

This was too funny not to post. Took me a few seconds…

Romney at it again!! He introduced his running mate Paul Ryan this morning as the “next President of USA”. Either he plans to die in the run up to the election or outsource his job after winning the election 🙂 Either way, can we push out the election date? I need some more stand up comedy material 🙂 🙂

“An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, ‘What are we fighting for, man?'” –Conan O’Brien

Any one of you who have been with me to a bar or restaurant probably know that I often respond to the barman / waiter’s usual question of “Can I get you anything else?” with “Yes. A million dollars would help.” It almost always leads to some laughs and breaks the formality. The standard answers are “If I had it, I would not be here” or “If I find it, I will be sure to share” and so on..

This week I was having lunch at J. Alexander in Dunwoody with some execs from LLS and the waitress had a memorable and very witty answer. Moment I responded to her usual question with “Sure. A million dollars please”, she thought for a moment and said “No problem. It will cost you two (million) though”. She had me beat 🙂 Loved it 🙂

Swimming. More swimming. Even more swimming. Diving. Diving. Synchronized swimming. Now water polo. I think those NBC guys accidentally screwed on their cameras onto the poles next to the pool permanently 🙂

Couple of days back, I had written about how I, having been conditioned by NBC’s coverage was surprised to find out that we were trailing China in gold and medal count in general. Which led to some interesting observations and comments from my friends including how China’s coverage is also one-sided and some analysis of who is leading in medals per thousand people of population and per dollar of GDP and such.
After reading all the comments, I came to realize the advantage of growing up in India. Since we could not win any medal by ourselves, we got to see all the great athletes from all the countries 🙂

Lighter Side of Life: Trying to address her greying roots, Sharmila applied some new fangled stuff (what are they called? conditioner? artificial colorizer? ) on her hair. With enough time in hand, towel in head and all, she finally goes thru the details in the label. Sure enough, it says Blonde and not Brown!!! Anybody has some urgent work for me that can keep me away from home for a few hours? 🙂 — with Sharmila Roy.

Kristin Armstrong from USA wins cycling gold. Two questions – what is up with all cycling glory going to the Armstrongs? And shouldn’t they be Legstrongs anyways? 🙂

“A new study claims that for the first time ever, Canadians are wealthier than Americans. We are their Mexico now.” –Jimmy Kimmel