21 October 2016

Royters News: Now what do we do?

A massive DDOS attack (from of a hacking attack) has brought down a lot of social media as well streaming sites like Netflix, Spotify in the US. On a Friday evening! No less!!

Now people have been left with no choice but to (gasp!) talk to each other. Unfortunately, most of their sentences so far have been constructed with the words – “Like”, “Retweet”, “Share” and “Pound Sign” :-)(Apparently some did not get the memo that it is called HashTag ๐Ÿ™‚ )

https://www.cnet.com/news/internet-outage-dyn-ddos-attack-twitter-spotify/

3 October 2016

Royters reports… Kim Kardashian

A spokesperson for Kim Kardashian reported that she was robbed at gun point in Paris. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/02/entertainment/kanye-west-family-emergency/)

In an unrelated sports news, facing ten month suspension, Ryan Lochte said he is enjoying his new job – a spokesperson for the Kardashians ๐Ÿ™‚

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27 September 2016

What I expect to see tonight…

The expectations are high tonight! First time this year the two will meet face to face in front of direct and TV audience. And this won’t be the last time for them either.

Once the spotlights are on, expect some fireworks in this clash of oneupmanship. I am sure there will be some chest beating and some name calling as they try to run the other over.

Tomorrow morning will be even more fun as all the columnists try to dissect how each side did on their game plan. The extremely biased audience will surely find somebody else to blame if they find themselves on the losing side tomorrow morning.

But enough about the Falcon – Saints NFL game tonight. What else is going on, folks? ๐Ÿ™‚

2 September 2016

Very funny one from good old Larry Mason!!

I got a real good chuckle reading this….

Apparently Larry received this in his email box.

URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!!!!!
A friend of mine won two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl from a local radio station. He won box seats plus airfares, Marriott Hotel accommodations and $3,000.00 for miscellaneous expenses.
When he won them his wedding date had not yet been finalized. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is Super Bowl Sunday – So he can’t go.

If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at First Lutheran Church at 5 PM. She is a fairly nice looking girl about 5’5″, clean, cute, great personality and her name is Kelly. She will be the one in the white dress. (Ring is paid for)

If interested, contact me ASAP for more information!

30 August 2016

A classic one … from the outrageously hilarious PG Wodehouse.

Do you know,โ€™ said a thoughtful Bean, โ€˜Iโ€™ll bet that if all the girls Freddie Widgeon has loved were placed end to endโ€”not that I suppose one could do itโ€”they would reach half-way down Piccadilly.โ€™
โ€˜Further than that,โ€™ said the Egg. โ€˜Some of them were pretty tall.โ€™

26 August 2016

Hair-dos-and-donts

The husband walks in home after office – between you and me lets say yesterday around 8 PM ๐Ÿ™‚ – and compliments the wife on her hair. And asks if she had done something special to the hair that day.

Very pleased that he had noticed her hair, she smiled slightly and suggested that it was nothing special. Really.

After a quick nod, he too smiled slightly as he walked away. “Man this anti-fraud feature on the new credit cards that texts me every time it is used is a real life saver”, he thought. Really ๐Ÿ™‚

I am not saying this necessarily happened at our house.

I am just saying ๐Ÿ™‚