CNN reported that American Airlines made emergency landings afters some seats became loose. In an unrelated news, AA has contacted Clint Eastwood for some empty chairs 🙂

“Severe obesity skyrockets” (USA Today).
“3 AA Flights make mid-flight emergency landings”  (CNN Today)
Anybody else see the connection? We are overworking those poor workhorses 😉

USA Today reports “Severe obesity skyrockets”. Somehow, I cannot picture that. I always thought obesity would work against levitation 🙂

I am on Delta Flight 1800 from ATL to IAD this evening. Originally, I made the mistake of assuming this will be a free flight 🙂 — at Delta Sky Club at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.

Getting out of Dallas, that was the most hilarious announcement made by a flight attendant to shut down our phones. He named every single type of device, puns on those names, telecom carriers, operating systems, TV brands that I know of and asked us to shut them down. Unless the device kept us alive – which he insisted that we have to prove by shutting it down once 🙂 And then he capped it off by exhorting the pilot “Ok, Captain, let’s go-go-go” 😉 Every single passenger was in fits of laughter.

Now here is the twist. I am NOT on Southwest this morning. I am on Delta!!

I understand the blue screen of death is now available in 10.6 inches. 🙂

Seahawk’s Sherman on NFL TV (continuing to diss Patriots’ Brady): “It’s just one of those things where Newton’s third law of motion applies. It’s one of those things where every action has an equal or greater reaction”.
Ummm… I am quite sure that is NOT what Newton said :-).

And another funny one thanks to @Ranga!!