To prove the point, even the local ice cream in South Florida is sold under the brand name “Dadu” (meaning grandfather in my language) 🙂

You know you are in Florida when …
… the ladies’ hairstyle go from Angel Hair Pasta to Blooming Sunflower under three minutes!! 🙂

Here on the boardwalk of Hollywood Beach at 6:30 in the morning, things are positively looking UP for male senior citizens.
Socks are coming UP to the knees.
Shorts are coming UP to within two inches of the chins.
Shirts are being pulled UP to let the early morning breeze waft thru the thick layers of body hair…

You know you are in Florida when …
… you greet the elderly couple at the next table at 4 pm saying “You
guys got delayed for lunch too? Having good fun in the beach?” and they reply “Oh! We just got started with dinner” 🙂

You know you are in Florida when …
… the car pulls out if its driveway, straightens out, puts the left turn blinker on and goes straight for a few miles. Seinfeld called it the “the-eventual-left-turn-sign” 🙂

You know you are in Florida when …
… You look around and you reckon the average age of a state resident is – deceased 🙂

You know you are in Florida when….
…. You try to switch your eyeglasses with sunglasses to give the eyes some relief from the brightness and you realize that you had been already wearing your sunglasses all this time 🙂