And when were they dead to begin with? 🙂

A spokesperson for Kim Kardashian reported that she was robbed at gun point in Paris. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/02/entertainment/kanye-west-family-emergency/)

In an unrelated sports news, facing ten month suspension, Ryan Lochte said he is enjoying his new job – a spokesperson for the Kardashians 🙂

The expectations are high tonight! First time this year the two will meet face to face in front of direct and TV audience. And this won’t be the last time for them either.

Once the spotlights are on, expect some fireworks in this clash of oneupmanship. I am sure there will be some chest beating and some name calling as they try to run the other over.

Tomorrow morning will be even more fun as all the columnists try to dissect how each side did on their game plan. The extremely biased audience will surely find somebody else to blame if they find themselves on the losing side tomorrow morning.

But enough about the Falcon – Saints NFL game tonight. What else is going on, folks? 🙂

Got these in two different Whatsapp groups in India…

Was driving in Milton today when I saw this car in front of me. Very funny…. If you cannot read it…

The left decal says “Trump’s 30 ft Wall – $25,000,000,000”.

And the right one says “Lowe’s 32 ft ladder – $329”

Very funny, I thought!!

I got a real good chuckle reading this….

Apparently Larry received this in his email box.

URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!!!!!
A friend of mine won two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl from a local radio station. He won box seats plus airfares, Marriott Hotel accommodations and $3,000.00 for miscellaneous expenses.
When he won them his wedding date had not yet been finalized. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is Super Bowl Sunday – So he can’t go.

If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at First Lutheran Church at 5 PM. She is a fairly nice looking girl about 5’5″, clean, cute, great personality and her name is Kelly. She will be the one in the white dress. (Ring is paid for)

If interested, contact me ASAP for more information!

Do you know,’ said a thoughtful Bean, ‘I’ll bet that if all the girls Freddie Widgeon has loved were placed end to end—not that I suppose one could do it—they would reach half-way down Piccadilly.’
‘Further than that,’ said the Egg. ‘Some of them were pretty tall.’

The husband walks in home after office – between you and me lets say yesterday around 8 PM 🙂 – and compliments the wife on her hair. And asks if she had done something special to the hair that day.

Very pleased that he had noticed her hair, she smiled slightly and suggested that it was nothing special. Really.

After a quick nod, he too smiled slightly as he walked away. “Man this anti-fraud feature on the new credit cards that texts me every time it is used is a real life saver”, he thought. Really 🙂

I am not saying this necessarily happened at our house.

I am just saying 🙂

I think it was Sourav Roy who had shared this a few days back. I found this hilarious and certainly worthy of sharing more!!

Niki – that queen of “I put the pro in procrastination” and I were at home Wednesday evening and she needed to get one small homework done and she would be free for the rest of the evening. It was a simple writeup she had to do that would take her, at best, ten minutes to get over with. But she kept on coming up with more and more excuses why not to do it. Finally, I had to tell her – “You do realize that all you are doing is procrastinating, right?”.

She thought for a second and said – “No. I just have a writer’s block” and walked away.

Even for a guy like me, I did not have a good comeback.