The Top Five likely events to occur the day after Trump wins the Presidential Elections. Please feel free to add your own 🙂

1. Trump tries to pacify Melania who is throwing a hissy fit over having to move to a smaller house 🙂

2. The military scrambling to repaint the plane to name it “Hair Force One” 🙂

3. To fulfill the manifesto promise to shut down the Department of Education, Department of Commerce and another one that he cannot remember either, Trump converts them to Trump casinos 🙂

4. Department of Justice starts drawing up a plan to deport each and every illegal immigrant. Juan by Juan. 🙂

5. In order to hear his acceptance speech that morning, the nation that just elected Trump as President, mistakenly tuned to the TV show “Orange is the new Black”. 🙂

[and remembering one famous line from Jon Stewart… the official handover from Obama to Trump was televised by MSNBC under the headlines “When Barry met Silly” 🙂 ]

I just found out something. The Twitter handle for Donald Trump is #realDonaldTrump !!! My first reaction was “Really? The Real Donald Trump?? Why??? How many idiots are out there pretending to be Donald Trump?” 🙂

The collective dismay expressed at the prospect of Kanye West standing for President in 2020 notwithstanding, I, for one, am rooting for him to stand for President in 2016. We desperately need somebody who can snatch the microphone off from Donald Trump 🙂

… to understand the joke 🙂 Too funny 🙂

Sri Ganesh and Danny (Nene) shared this. I absolutely see myself in this. At least I get to die realizing that saying a pun has been its own re-word 🙂

In about twenty minutes, all roads in Fulton county will be declared as parking lots as sleepy kids drag themselves out of their houses with their new shiny backpacks and water bottles… with their parents in tow desperately trying to get them to stop for a minute and put on a fake smile for that all important phone picture to be posted on Facebook entitled “First day in school” !!!

One more? Please! Please! Please!

I was driving to the office yesterday from Lexington office on Man O War when I suddenly saw this road sign. Had to turn the car back, come around and pull over to take a picture.

Took me some time to realize why the sign was this way. Because “Grassy Creek is greener on the other side”. Haha 🙂

Okay, now I am done with terrible puns for this morning 🙂

Horses travel much better than we do!!! You have to come to Lexington – one of my most favorite small places in USA – to see a big Boeing converted to essentially a barn!! What is the difference between the first class and coach class, I will never know.
The horses often fly to and from the other end of the world – e.g. Saudi Arabia. This one, I am sure is headed to “Philly” 🙂
You see the extra rudder in the plane? You know why? To keep the plane “stable” 🙂 Evidently, this plane packs a little more “horsepower” than most similar planes 🙂
Ok, enough of terrible puns for one morning 🙂

This will probably be funny only to my Indian friends. This is not original. Found this on the Internet. I have just mildly changed the text.

This is apparently how Mona Lisa would look in India after having two kids, husband abroad for an onsite IT project, in laws moved in to “help out” and the maidservant has not shown up 🙂