I am pretty sure the guy does not use his helmet while riding his scooter. Full points for improvisation though!

Will be best understood by my non-English-speaking friends from Asia…

Speak English in 30 minutes!!

My car had an indicator on that said it needed maintenance. Dropped it at the dealer for the regular service. Dealer was nice enough to offer me a loaner car so that I would not have to wait there. Got into the car to drive off to office. What do you think the dealer’s car did as a first thing? Started beeping at me that it needed maintenance!!

Oh! The irony!!

Apparently, Xerox is going to be split into two different companies. (See http://www.wsj.com/articles/xerox-plans-to-split-in-two-1454015527 ).

Methinks they will just carve out one company.

The other one will be a copy. 🙂