I am on Delta Flight 1800 from ATL to IAD this evening. Originally, I made the mistake of assuming this will be a free flight 🙂 — at Delta Sky Club at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.

Getting out of Dallas, that was the most hilarious announcement made by a flight attendant to shut down our phones. He named every single type of device, puns on those names, telecom carriers, operating systems, TV brands that I know of and asked us to shut them down. Unless the device kept us alive – which he insisted that we have to prove by shutting it down once 🙂 And then he capped it off by exhorting the pilot “Ok, Captain, let’s go-go-go” 😉 Every single passenger was in fits of laughter.

Now here is the twist. I am NOT on Southwest this morning. I am on Delta!!

I understand the blue screen of death is now available in 10.6 inches. 🙂

Seahawk’s Sherman on NFL TV (continuing to diss Patriots’ Brady): “It’s just one of those things where Newton’s third law of motion applies. It’s one of those things where every action has an equal or greater reaction”.
Ummm… I am quite sure that is NOT what Newton said :-).

And another funny one thanks to @Ranga!!

So, she gets to buy watches matching all her dress colors and I get to reset all their times? And why do I always cut my nails the evening before I have to deal with these watches? 🙂 I am so going to set all of them to random times 🙂 🙂

My dad called me up from India wanting to know “which way is the wind blowing in counting”. I am like, how do I know? I am in a hotel and I will wake up tomorrow and find out the results. It is not like staying glued to the TV will affect any result. He was very understanding. He said “so, after you wake up, you will call me first thing and tell me the result, right?”. Okay, then!! — at Sheraton Charleston Airport Hotel.

Reading the USA Today newspaper about the demographic distribution of voters, it appears that the median voter for the Republican Party was a older white male with six digit income and some or no college degree and came from a small town/rural setting. Y’all think Joe Biden might have confused himself again? 🙂

Amidst all my “red” FB friends blaming God and idiotic Americans in general for losing the election and all my “blue” friends thanking God and smart Americans in general for winning the election, two of them had the funniest comments.
The ever witty Jonathan Pinto urged us not to feel too bad for Romney since he has binders full of women to comfort him 🙂 and the indomitable Paul Gourley came in with the flash news that the replacement NFL refs have declared Romney the winner 🙂
You two get my vote!!! — with Paul Gourley and Jonathan Pinto at Atlanta Hartsfield Airport Runway.