I bet this has never happened to you. Sharmila asked me to pick up the laundry on my way back. I, of course, dutifully did it. Or rather, attempted to. I showed up at the laundry place and the lady gave me a puzzled look for some time and then blurted out “But your wife already picked up the laundry five days back”!!! So, I just bought some gin and vodka from the shop next door 🙂

Tables turned on me. Usually it is the family who drops me at the airport. Today I dropped them on their way to Dallas. Can’t remember when was the last time the three girls flew by themselves without me. The last 30 minutes were hilarious. I kept on giving instructions to Sharmila Roy how to get the boarding pass, where the luggage drop is, when to board the plane and she kept reminding me how to operate the dishwasher, how long to microwave the food and such 🙂 — at Atlanta Hartfield airport.

Yasser Alkazzaz, thanks for asking but No, I did not forget my gloves today. You see, gloves are like anniversaries. You need to forget only once. You WILL remember forever thereafter 🙂

Something did come to an end alright. The business model of selling Mayan calendars 🙂

I hear our Republican politicians are proposing “Plan B”. I thought they were all against abortion? 🙂

Managed to convince one more Starbucks lady that my real name is Hey You!!

CNN reported that American Airlines made emergency landings afters some seats became loose. In an unrelated news, AA has contacted Clint Eastwood for some empty chairs 🙂

“Severe obesity skyrockets” (USA Today).
“3 AA Flights make mid-flight emergency landings”  (CNN Today)
Anybody else see the connection? We are overworking those poor workhorses 😉

USA Today reports “Severe obesity skyrockets”. Somehow, I cannot picture that. I always thought obesity would work against levitation 🙂