First they told me that I have to put everything in a very few words with specified number of characters. And it is very difficult to hold the entire profundity of my thoughts in a few words 🙂
Then they said – Okay, you can put in a lot more words but you cannot put any blanks in between and you have to put a hash (#) in front.
I am totally confused. People are writing whole sentences with a # in front of it!!!
I will stay with my “Continue Reading” on Facebook 🙂

On my way to office, I showed Bob, our head of sales and one of the funniest guys I have come across an email that I got this morning. I have been getting emails from this site rather regularly. The site, from its name, is a matrimonial site for those who are divorced.

I asked Bob “Given the advances made in Big Data and how accurately they are making predictions, do you think I should be worried?”

Bob (who completely pooh poohed Big Data) had a memorable response – “Only if your wife is forwarding them to you” 🙂

Touche!

Love the “Leader-ish” words!!!

Upon reviewing all my blogposts (also FB posts), it would appear that this year I have been mostly

(a) making cocktails
(b) running in colorful clothes

Presumably (b) was done in circles due to the consumption of (a).

Ergo, as you can imagine, “It has been a great year. Thanks for being part of it.” 🙂

My other social media friends apparently did not fare so well 🙂

Awesome definition of “Strategic Planning” 🙂

Why is it that I am always being solicited by women with the worst sense of grammar and punctuation? Is this the inevitable result of becoming rich with all those Nigerian dollars that they keep sending me? 🙂