25 July 2026

How to land a plane in 4 easy steps

Step 1: At the sound of the siren, close the gates on the main road so the plane does not accidentally try to use it.

Step 2: Close the gates on the runway so nobody else wanders onto it.

Step 3: And this is the crucial part: send people on scooters to chase the dogs off the runway. (Everybody knows a curiously watching dog and a multi-tonne metal tube approaching it at over 100 mph don’t mix well)

Step 4: Everyone gives a loud cheer the moment you spot a light breaking through the clouds. The passengers cheer the loudest since they realize they will not be stuck on the island, after all!!



Posted July 25, 2026 by Rajib Roy in category "Vacations

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