This dude has a very different idea of what a morning walk is all about.

I am out to enjoy the brisk air on an autumn morning. Jay Jay is out to solve every crime committed in the neighborhood overnight. Every square inch must be sniffed. Every lamppost has a clue.

What should be a 6-minute walk downtown takes the better part of 25. How he knows how many stops he will make, and therefore how much to hold back in his bladder, I will never know.

Had Shakespeare ever walked Jay Jay, he surely would have reached for a pencil and eraser and rewritten Hamlet as “To pee or not to pee, that is not the question.”

Or something like that.