14 May 2017

Interesting trivia

I learnt today that there is indeed a Procrastinators Club of America. Based in Philly, they currently have 6,000 members. But, I am sure, that is only because a few hundred millions keep postponing applying for their membership. I know my own family can apply for a couple of life time memberships.

I am not kidding. You can read it up. And they have a great sense of humor.

Their monthly newsletter? It is called “Last Month’s Newsletter” πŸ™‚

Their motto? “Behind You All The Way” πŸ™‚

I am thinking of applying just for their sense of humor. Although, I am afraid that they might postpone laughing at my jokes for a future day πŸ™‚

13 May 2017

Friday evening decompression…

β€œMain shaayar to nahin / Magar ae haseen
Jab se dekha, maine tujhko / Mujhko shaayari aa gayee

Main aashiq to nahin / Magar ae haseen
Jab se dekha maine tujhko / Mujhko aashiqui aa gayee

Pyaar ka naam maine / Suna tha magar
Pyaar kya haii / Yeh mujhko na thi khabar

Main to uljha raha / Uljhanon ki tarha
Doston mein raha / Dushmanon ki tarha

Main dushman to nahin / Magar ae haseen
Jab se dekha maine tujhko / Mujhko dosti aa gayi

Sochta hoon agar / Main dua maangta
Haath apne uthaakar / ain kya maangta

Jab se tujhse mohabbat / Main karne laga
Tab se jaise ibaadat / Main karne laga

Main kaafir to nahin / Magar ae haseen
Jab se dekha maine tujhko / Mujhko bandagi aa gayi”

Roughly translated…

β€œI was never a poet; But your heavenly beauty
Ever since I saw you, poetry has been flowing in me

I was never a romantic; But your heavenly beauty
Ever since I saw you, love has come to me naturally

I had indeed heard about love;
But I had no clue what it was all about

I was entangled with all these confusion
And hid like an enemy even among my friends

But I am not anybody’s enemy; But your heavenly beauty
Ever since I saw you, friendship has come naturally to me

Sometimes I muse that if I were ever to pray
Raising my own hands, what would I ask for?

Ever since I fell in love with you,
I have started worshipping Almighty too!

I was never a non-believer; But your heavenly beauty
Ever since I saw you, faith and belief has naturally come to me”

12 May 2017

Linguistic wars!

The EU President Juncker, before addressing a conference, said that the influence of English language is declining. And gave his address in French. (See here)

Really? French is the language that is gaining ground? If he really wanted to prove the point of English declining – which every grammarian will agree, his speech should have read something like….

OMG!
Hashtag Brexit. WTH?
UK EU BFF? LOL!
TTYL

Or something like that … πŸ™‚