Most hilarious spam I have gotten in some time…
Read the email I got. This is too funny!! This is the response I sent her. Read the spam email before reading the response.
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Dear Dolores,
First of all, I am really impressed with how smart you are. Not too many people with email ids janeczkadesrosiers@yahoo.com would make it easier for their readers by introducing themselves as Dolores. I come from a country of seemingly unendingly long names. We should have thought about that before.
I am glad that you liked my photos. And as you pointed out, there was a strong and reliable man in those pics. However, unlike your conclusion that he was behind the picture, I am pretty sure that he was in front of me – taking those photos, in fact. Although, I am a little confused how those new fangled selfies and selfie-sticks work these days. Maybe you are right.
You fell off the chair? You should have seen how I rolled off the floor!!
I have to say that I was most relieved when you referred to your errr… errr…. those “amazing” things. After the recent legalization of gay marriages, you can only imagine how worried I would have been if I had gotten this from somebody without those errr… errr… “amazing” things!!
I am also glad for you that your other “errr… errr… thing” is “something”. Personal experience has taught me that something is better than nothing.
Finally, regarding something interesting about myself… honestly, I am not that interesting. My first wife in fact called me “quirky”. I consider myself somewhat of a dumb guy. As an example, I cannot still figure out which one of the five guys in your “To” list were you talking to all this time.
Anyways, have a good day..
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BTW, all of you readers, who are worried at my reference of “first wife”, RELAX. I am still married to her. I just don’t have any empirical evidence to conclusively establish that she is the last one. 🙂
Here’s how this will go…she falls in love with you, wants to come spend the rest of her life with you but unfortunately she lives in Europe and for some reason cannot cash her final pay check but will send it to you so you can cash it and wire the money to her so she can buy a plane ticket…hey she says she has amazing boobs right? Your first question…how do I know this? When I get really bored I also correspond with Nigerians that want to send me a bunch of money 😀
Hilarious!!! And on another note….looks like you have a lot of time in your hands to go over the spam mail and respond to them!!!
Some of my Nigerian friends did mention your name Al 🙂
It is Friday evening Raghu 🙂
What do you mean I have a lot of time, Raghu? Did you even check out her errrr… errr… and her errr…. errrr… ? 🙂
Raghu, I have no idea what you are talking about? And why do you have two identical profile pictures? 🙂
Now I am convinced….alcohol is involved!!
Did she respond back? I am just curious. Any way I am impressed you have patience.
Yasser, I have been married for over twenty years. I have learned how to be patient 🙂
I’m on the floor laughing! You seem to attract the best… With all of the right attributes! Lol
Now are you happy you were never attracted to me, Tammi 🙂
I am pretty certain 0% alcohol was involved in Rajib’s reply @Raghu.
I think wine has 12-14%, Dibyendu 🙂
Incredible Rajibda, Sharmiladi jane?
Rajib Roy On a serious note. Such messages could also carry virus that could stick on and send out sensitive files from your mail box. As an example a virus was implanted through a mail that was asking the guy if he was interested in job change and asked him to send his resume. And that was the starting point to infect the entire company and data theft happened.