His Highness’s prerogatives…
He sits there the whole day with his chin on his wrist… at the top of the staircase… like he is David the Thinker lost in deep Socratic philosophical thoughts such as… “Is God married?” (Quoted from Sue Townsend).
All he does is sleep, eat and have us clean after him when he has his bowel movements!!
It is a dog’s life, they say. My left foot!!