Awesome joke from a colleague
After driving for a couple of hours from Portland to Corvallis, joined the local team leaders of our company for a quick drink. A very lively group that is awesome fun to be around – and the ring leader Kris Fausti is one of the funniest person you will ever get to know. The discussion at the table somehow veered towards who starts the fights at home – your spouse/significant other or you? Ok, dont ask me how we got there, but we got there.
Some admitted that they are the ones who start the tiffs, some took advantage of the lack of spouse/significant other’s absence and squarely blamed them. One even said 50-50.
But Kris had the most memorable response – “Wait. Being right does not count as starting a fight”!
I had to be picked up from the floor of the bar, I was laughing so hard!!
Game, set and match, Fausti!!