Pregnant?
I am at the doctor’s today to do some follow up blood work. Just met the nurse – Yvonne, an awesome grandmom of two who just moved from Queens – and she convinced me to take the flu shots, which I have been always skeptical about. (With all due respect to Pasteur, shoving in half-dead organisms into me with a sharp needle is only a marginally more palatable idea than the flu itself).
But then she also gave me a long form to fill up. While I had consented to those half-dead organisms, I certainly had not bargained for those forms.
So to get back at her, under “Are you pregnant”?, I checked off – “Don’t Know” with an additional note “Never tested” to further confuse matters 🙂
Here I am sitting in the check up room now – fully expecting Yvonne to bring in a really blunt needle 🙂
Don’t know? I guess she’ll make u drink a big glass of water first and have u wait before the needle shows up 😉
Or may be bring pregnancy tester sticks instead of a needle?
I think by virtue of the fact that you have no ovaries, you can be certain that you are not pregnant. Though not tested would be accurate. I assume.
Hahaha Rajib … at least you are pregnant with fear … 🙂
LOL…
LOL
There will be a pregnant pause after reading your form!
Always an instigator
rajib da – be afraid, very afraid 🙂 you know about the Arizona man who gave birth to a baby right? They may test you afterall…
Yes – the guy in Arizona was abducted by aliens and now has a whole group of kids.
I have resisted until now.. Once you take it’s game on forever…
You crack me up! And if Yvonne has a sense of humor, she’ll chuckle a bit too. 🙂
Joto sab. NA likhley to hoto. Cheleder jonye alada form banabe naki sudhu ekta question er jonye? Bandramo
So, are you?
Shishir, I think the aftermath has started. I am feeling slightly flu-ish 🙂
Amy, same answer “Don’t Know”. Still not tested 🙂
Kelly, let me give you an idea about her sense of humor. She tested for my pressure and said “Slightly elevated”. I channeled by inner Al Bundy saying “I know. I am married with two kids”. She gave me one of those “Tut, tut, tut. Children are good for you” with her finger wagging at me. 🙂 Did I mention she is from Queens? 🙂
So, did you get tested ?
Can we expect an announcement soon???
Kora kora. Test kora. Doubt clear kore ne
Test kore report scan kore post kor amra dekhi
hahaha….