10 August 2012

Can I have a million dollars? :-)

Any one of you who have been with me to a bar or restaurant probably know that I often respond to the barman / waiter’s usual question of “Can I get you anything else?” with “Yes. A million dollars would help.” It almost always leads to some laughs and breaks the formality. The standard answers are “If I had it, I would not be here” or “If I find it, I will be sure to share” and so on..

This week I was having lunch at J. Alexander in Dunwoody with some execs from LLS and the waitress had a memorable and very witty answer. Moment I responded to her usual question with “Sure. A million dollars please”, she thought for a moment and said “No problem. It will cost you two (million) though”. She had me beat 🙂 Loved it 🙂



Posted August 10, 2012 by Rajib Roy in category "Humor

1 COMMENTS :

  1. By Daryl Toor on

    Try this one next time. When the hostess says something like “two for dinner?” tell her ” no for soccer”. Throws them for a loop everytime!

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