A week back, I was at a coffee shop and saw this board. Finding the play on words very funny, I took a picture and could not wait to share a laugh with Nikita when I came back home.

Me (handing her the phone): Read this, you will get a laugh.

She (read it, frowned and went): Why a noun? That should be a verb.

Me (snatched back the phone from her): Huh? Right! That too present continuous verb at that.

Dad and daughter walked away convinced it was not that funny after all!!

They find water and ice in Mars and the first thing that crosses their mind is “Let’s grow salad?”. Did they ever think of much better things that go with water and ice – say, scotch, for example?

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Me yelling at one of the daughters (who shall remain unnamed) from upper floor to main floor … “I can’t believe I am saying this as a dad to a daughter but can I have my shaving cream back”?
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Some days I am really proud of myself.
Other days I look for my Airpods while wearing them…

So, China is not part of the globe any more? Shouldn’t it be a strictly “less than or equal to” relationship between global deaths and deaths in China?

Aren’t you the ones who are not supposed to be afraid of dying? A suicide belt does not bother you but a virus that you cannot see does????

A virus is greater than 72 virgins?

WTF?