The EU President Juncker, before addressing a conference, said that the influence of English language is declining. And gave his address in French. (See here)

Really? French is the language that is gaining ground? If he really wanted to prove the point of English declining – which every grammarian will agree, his speech should have read something like….

OMG!
Hashtag Brexit. WTH?
UK EU BFF? LOL!
TTYL

Or something like that … 🙂

Apparently, a scorpion was found in an United Airline flight. If you are keeping count, this is the second instance in one month. (See here)

In a rich irony, now United is having to drag their passengers back INTO their airplanes 🙂