The Top Five likely events to occur the day after Trump wins the Presidential Elections. Please feel free to add your own 🙂

1. Trump tries to pacify Melania who is throwing a hissy fit over having to move to a smaller house 🙂

2. The military scrambling to repaint the plane to name it “Hair Force One” 🙂

3. To fulfill the manifesto promise to shut down the Department of Education, Department of Commerce and another one that he cannot remember either, Trump converts them to Trump casinos 🙂

4. Department of Justice starts drawing up a plan to deport each and every illegal immigrant. Juan by Juan. 🙂

5. In order to hear his acceptance speech that morning, the nation that just elected Trump as President, mistakenly tuned to the TV show “Orange is the new Black”. 🙂

[and remembering one famous line from Jon Stewart… the official handover from Obama to Trump was televised by MSNBC under the headlines “When Barry met Silly” 🙂 ]

I just found out something. The Twitter handle for Donald Trump is #realDonaldTrump !!! My first reaction was “Really? The Real Donald Trump?? Why??? How many idiots are out there pretending to be Donald Trump?” 🙂

The collective dismay expressed at the prospect of Kanye West standing for President in 2020 notwithstanding, I, for one, am rooting for him to stand for President in 2016. We desperately need somebody who can snatch the microphone off from Donald Trump 🙂