First thing that happened to me this morning:
Niki: Dad, wake up! It is nearly 6.
Me: Why are you awake? (She still has some jetlag)
Niki: I have been awake since 3:45
Me: What? You are going to be in trouble in school.
Niki: Relax dad! I am planning to sleep during Social Studies!!

I think sometimes she forgets that she is still 9 years old.

Nobody gets me as well as Larry Mason!!Here is his suggestion for a T-shirt for me. I will add this to the one I have always wanted that says “I am a Drunkard with a Running Problem” 🙂