I feel fear of ghosts is all non-seance. 🙂 — at Starbucks Bethany Bend.

I may not be a colorful character. But look at my running shoes!!!

Coming out of NYSE after investor meetings, this is the first vehicle that passed me. “Divorce parties”????? (Sorry for the quality of picture – had to quickly snap it as it moved away)

“President Obama and Mitt Romney had lunch the other day at the White House. Romney offered to pay. But Obama said, ‘No, no, it’s on our grandchildren.'” –Jay Leno

At one time, the church considered Galileo’s theory of the earth moving around the sun as blasphemy. Today, the pope sent a Twitter message! Somewhere God must be texting “LOL” 🙂

“The Pentagon is preparing for massive budget cuts in the event that the country does go over the fiscal cliff. You can tell the Pentagon is scaling back because today it became the ‘Triangle.'” –Jimmy Fallon

This morning Nikita grudgingly got up from bed to go to school. The first thing she mumbled after getting up was “I want to sleep some more. I am so jealous of the blacks”. My jaw nearly fell. I was like – What on God’s green earth are you talking about? Eventually, it did dawn upon me that she is doing a project on Rosa Parks in school when, half way to the bathroom, she mentioned that during the segregation period in this country, blacks could go to school only for five months!!
Classic!

Now is the Durga Puja time – the biggest celebration for Bengalis worldwide sans when Sourav hit a century. Yesterday, I thought I will explain some tidbits about Puja to 8-year old Nikita. So, at the Puja hall, I grabbed Nikita and her two friends who were running around and took them to where the idols were and asked them if they can find the vehicles of the gods. Now, for the uninitiated (which broadly includes me too 🙂 ), by our culture and religion, we have a lot of gods and goddesses. (and that is not even counting the fact that every Bengali parent thinks their sons and daughters are gods and goddesses by their own right 🙂 ). I think all of them (at least the most prominent ones) have a “vehicle” that they use to go around in.

About five of them are celebrated during Durga Puja. In of itself, if I remember correctly, the celebration is of the seniormost goddess Durga (representing the good force) killing the villain Mahisasur (representing the evil force). She did have an unfair advantage in that she had ten arms – so she could carry a lot more arms and ammunition than Mahisasur. In the Puja, she is graced by her two sons – Ganesh (who has an elephant’s head – that is a whole another story) who represents prosperity, success, general well being and such, Karthik (I think he is the god of handsomeness or something like that) and two daughters – Saraswati (goddess of music, art and literature) and Lakshmi (goddess of wealth).

Enough of the background. So, I asked them to find out the “vehicles” for the gods. Hint was to find the idols of small animals laying around the feet of the gods and goddesses.They were delighted to find out that Ganesh went around on a mouse, Lakshmi on an owl, Durga on a lion, Saraswati on a swan and Karthik on a peacock. Finally, they asked about a slain buffalo that was lying around. And they learnt that that was the vehicle for Mahisasur.

At night, I quizzed Nikita on the gods and vehicles and this is what she said (word for word) …

“The elephant god has a mouse. The goddess that makes all the money has an owl. Durga has a lion. The good looking god as a peacock and the goddess with the guitar has a swan”. Thought for a few more seconds and added: “… and the bad guys went around on buffaloes”

That was hilarious!

Aschhe bochhor abar hobey!!

I chanced upon one of those endless fights between Sharmila and our 14-year old Natasha. Except, this time I walked up to Tasha and asked her – “See what I go thru? It has been only 14 years for you. It has been 20 years for me”, hoping to get some sympathy from her.
Without even as much as batting an eyelid she said “Tough luck! I will out of here in 4 years. You have another 20 years to go” 🙂
Now I am worried 🙂 🙂