I hear our Republican politicians are proposing “Plan B”. I thought they were all against abortion? 🙂

Managed to convince one more Starbucks lady that my real name is Hey You!!

CNN reported that American Airlines made emergency landings afters some seats became loose. In an unrelated news, AA has contacted Clint Eastwood for some empty chairs 🙂

“Severe obesity skyrockets” (USA Today).
“3 AA Flights make mid-flight emergency landings”  (CNN Today)
Anybody else see the connection? We are overworking those poor workhorses 😉

USA Today reports “Severe obesity skyrockets”. Somehow, I cannot picture that. I always thought obesity would work against levitation 🙂

I am on Delta Flight 1800 from ATL to IAD this evening. Originally, I made the mistake of assuming this will be a free flight 🙂 — at Delta Sky Club at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.

Getting out of Dallas, that was the most hilarious announcement made by a flight attendant to shut down our phones. He named every single type of device, puns on those names, telecom carriers, operating systems, TV brands that I know of and asked us to shut them down. Unless the device kept us alive – which he insisted that we have to prove by shutting it down once 🙂 And then he capped it off by exhorting the pilot “Ok, Captain, let’s go-go-go” 😉 Every single passenger was in fits of laughter.

Now here is the twist. I am NOT on Southwest this morning. I am on Delta!!

I understand the blue screen of death is now available in 10.6 inches. 🙂

Seahawk’s Sherman on NFL TV (continuing to diss Patriots’ Brady): “It’s just one of those things where Newton’s third law of motion applies. It’s one of those things where every action has an equal or greater reaction”.
Ummm… I am quite sure that is NOT what Newton said :-).